hyperventilativehilarity:

i hope kate and william call their baby kong so that when he becomes king he will be called king kong

allthefandomfeelings:

chesnips:

maahamburger:

you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it

would you like a better deal on your car insurance

oh baby lower my rates

(Source: maahammy, via laughcentre)

Sneezing during a test

sodamnrelatable:

expectations

reality

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Sex scene with parent around

sodamnrelatable:

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"Hey remember when you had a crush on—"

sodamnrelatable:

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  • *hears noises at night*: Well I guess this is the end for me, I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in eye*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I'm having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off the paper you will get caught cheating and kicked out of school and become a peasant
  • *gets sunburn*: Great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to get amputated why did this happen to me